Dear Doctors,
I am wondering if we can start weaning Isabella from her steroids.  Or maybe we can take her off them completely.  I do understand if Bella is not medically ready for this step, but I have another request in that event.  Could you please call in a prescription for high-dose tranquilizers for my husband?  Perhaps a tiny bit of valium or xanax?  Apparently he was not expecting his cheery daughter to fuss 97% of the day, and is having a hard time coping.  If you are unable to call in a prescription for him, please make one available for me, then I can ignore them both.
Sincerely and thankfully,
Courtney Boutin